They recently had a deal with Google, so not soon I guess

There’s literally a saying to pretend until you succeed

They could have a small microwave

Not the first bot I have seen, but the first one promoting sex related services

Don’t we all, though I’m not opposed to any good liquor

Menuet OS it is for me

Assuming they’re not from one of those countries already

Disable ad blocking temporarily because it’s not on the “right side of the law”

What specifically in Google I/O?

DiCaprio would object to people older than 25 being in his group

Isn’t that more non standard implementations by OEMs? Because pixel and stock-ish Android devices don’t have such issues afaik.

Username checks out?

Flushing after closing the lid is actually hygienic.