They are definitely up to something.

If I had to attend events off the clock, my union president would eat nails and spit rust.

Too fast. We never have enough time with them.

It will be back. I think you’ve got a cat.

As they got more and more out there on pre-MAGA conservative media, the unhinged hits just kept on coming. But probably the most unhinged was their belief that “90 percent of Black males are in a gang.” Sad.

What a sweetie!

I have. They didn’t taste like much.

I wish afternoon naps were still as pleasant for me as they are for my cats.

Mar-a-TACO

Everybody’s holy book says everyone else’s holy book is ballocks. I submit to you that this provides excellent anecdotal evidence that all of them are ballocks.

I’m in California. If you feel the need for a defensive weapon, the most you can get away with is a plain, wooden cane from a drugstore. Even then, if a cop thinks you don’t need that cane, you’ll get the shit beat out of you and the stick taken away.

Ask me how I know.

“There is no cannibalism in children’s literature! And when I say ‘none,’ I mean there is a certain amount.”

Lucky. My Chloe stomps back and forth on me,digging in each little paw.

In the states anyway, our sense of community has almost vanished. Rather than concerning ourselves with improving society, we have become a nation of de facto sovereign citizens, all of us competing with everyone else.

Even common courtesy has gone down the shitter. On the roads, at retail establishments, everything is a fight. Shove your way past everyone or you’re weak.

Zucky needs your image so he can share with with Homeland, in case you visit too many liberal pages.

One of my sociology professors was involved in a project to assess the effectiveness of DARE. She found that it was slightly effective with one group – 8th grade boys.

Of course, her findings didn’t fit the 80s narrative, so her study was shelved and the LAPD was happy.

My cats.

They made me say that.

My kitties are my shrinks.

I think you’ve got a cat.

"As part of your onboarding process, we’re just going to implant your Company ID. That way, for your safety, we’ll always know where you are. If you hear a buzzing sound, that means return to the office immediately. Reduced work speed will produce a mild reminder shock.

“Welcome to the Corporation.”