Snailpope

Since I most likely won’t out live my wife, and she doesn’t want to live without me, we have agreed on a murder/suicide when we are getting up there

Don’t forget to marinate it over night to really lock in the ram

This

Still remember staying up till midnight on new years watching my brother play, he said I could have a turn in the morning. I did not get that turn in the morning.

My foreman would always say “Love my job” in a happy tone after anything bad happened on a job site. The happier the tone, the worse it was

That’s Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson to you! And he politely inquires if you can recognize the arouma of what he is currently sauteing?