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I hope you mean per day with those numbers.

That’s a good question, odd how all that vote fraud claims stopped after the election. We all know Republicans project.

Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.

We don’t want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!

The answer is, vampires are not rude. You have to invite them for some sucky sucky.

I have and don’t call me Shirley.

This is why we vote for Kang.

That’s why I support nuking the whales.

Shocked! That the guy who owns Twitter isn’t making this a priority.

Wait, it all makes sense when the owner, Elon Musk makes a tone deaf joke about impregnating Taylor Swift.

Thanks Microsoft. I am going to have to upgrade my computer now. However, Windows isn’t being upgraded to 11 when it it comes to this.

Frank is a busy man. Denying medical treatments, sitting on death panels. Is there nothing Frank can do?

Oh yeah, Frank can’t approve medical treatment.

That’s sad. Pulling the lever was such fantastic part of the experience. Now we can’t call them “One Arm Bandits.”

We use to live in a society.

Wait! If I use Linux, I have 100% chance of dying at some point?

Cause all the Linux people, FOSS people, and communists are already here.

Is Please like and subscribe your other child?

Which the employees should.

The workers will take the blunt of the executive’s mismanagement.

“It looks like you are trying to prevent a nuclear meltdown. I can help with that.”

I agree. I was being very sarcastic and didn’t put the traditional /s.

The US freaked out over TikTok harvesting private data yet barely shrugs at how US companies are routinely harvest private data and sell it.

Remember, when Western companies violate privacy that is okay.

When non-Western companies do it, that’s bad.