Sarcasmo

Just standing around on pallets bored as hell. It’s kinda sad.

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More milk per milk…PLUS…a thicker, creamier, longer-lasting milk moustache.

D*ck pic.

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I didn’t know the Coneheads had a dog.

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You can skip Surprise if you don’t bend over in Prison.

I think a first edition Corn Man sticker would bring plenty of financial security.

UFO for sure. You can tell by the crop circle they left.

Looking for the perfect holiday gift? This year, give them the finger.

Those Huskvarnas are powerful.

The corn really pops.

I like the way you put the corn in there for texture.

Maybe why you don’t see a lot of futons (aka the OMG taco) anymore.

Retrieving messages. Good boy.

Egg Noggin

I had a neighbor with six weiners but they tended to keep the drapes closed.