I assume "oopsie woopsie " is not a typical phrase in the Netherlands, and it’s like Ned Flanders from The Simpsons saying “whoospie doodle”?
Miles O'Brien
Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.
Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.
Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.
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Miles O'Brien@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•TIL my decision to drive a 22' full cab pickup truck and vehemently oppose urban zoning reform makes me a defender of social justice, a warrior for the downtrodden, and more progressive than 99% [contEnglish31·2 days ago“my car brain cannot fathom how such places can exist, where is the parking, why aren’t there more lanes???”
Miles O'Brien@startrek.websiteto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Interviews as seen by HR and the candidateEnglish52·3 days agoTo many people nowadays, the actual job itself doesn’t matter, it’s the fact that it’s a job and it pays.
Miles O'Brien@startrek.websiteto memes@lemmy.world•Not like anyone wants to shoot up in the bathroomEnglish27·3 days agoTurns out, productivity soars when you have a well rested, well compensated, well treated, healthy, and housed people who don’t have constant stessors of literally every aspect of their lives nearly crumbling beneath them…
Miles O'Brien@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I can't believe it's necessary to ask the question...English3·3 days agoThis is why there are varying carrots in my stew.
Some go in early to get that carrot flavor in the stock, which I like, but that makes them mushy and gross.
So I usually try and get the first carrots out before the potatoes go in, and then it’s kind of a guess on my end when to put more carrots in so they’re nicely cooked but not overdone.
Let’s say left door lies and right door tells the truth. Right door leads out.
Left door would lie and say “right door would tell you I am the door that leads out”
Right door would tell the truth, and say “left door would say LEFT door leads to freedom”. Since left door does not lead to freedom, left door would lie and say that left door is the correct one.
No matter which door you ask, they will have the same answer.
So you would choose the opposite door of whichever one they say.
Everyone makes fun of Tim, but BUT WAS RIGHT!
LOOK AT THE BONES!!!
Miles O'Brien@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•They don't get it. They think we are A holes. And they are rightEnglish13·3 days agoMy sense of humor tends to skew towards absurdism the closer to midnight it gets.
Shit posts make me giggle. I show her and she’s just confused.
It really doesn’t help when half the shitposts are star trek related.
Miles O'Brien@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I always hope for a horseyEnglish15·4 days ago
Miles O'Brien@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I always hope for a horseyEnglish0·4 days agodeleted by creator
nearly kills her
Based on the picture of the broken square section, I think that might be a bit of a stretch…
But “person avoids injury at final destination screening” doesn’t have that same allure.
Miles O'Brien@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshitEnglish7·5 days agoOhio resident for grade school, they did it at 4 different school districts across every grade.
Can’t speak for anyone else.
Miles O'Brien@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshitEnglish19·5 days agoOr teacher didn’t even see this, handed it to a high school student and said “grade this stack of papers”
I had that happen several times in science classes in 3rd-8th grade. Eventually I started arguing with the teachers in class, and boy did they not like being corrected.
Sorry Ms Avery, you not knowing that “Pb” is the abbreviation of the Latin word “plumbum”, where we also get “plumbing” from due to its use in piping in rome, doesn’t mean I got the answer wrong. To her credit, she looked it up and changed my grade before the end of class.
Ms hoschouli from 7th grade can get fucked though, a parallel circuit increases amperage load, not voltage load. I knew more about electronics in 7th grade than a college graduate who teaches science class, which in hindsight isn’t that impressive considering it was general science and not electronics specific… But in 7th grade, as far as I was concerned I was hot shit for knowing more than the teacher, and getting detention for calling her out in the middle of class. Never got the grade changed and I only got out of detention because my parents called the school.
Miles O'Brien@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshitEnglish27·5 days agoI once got in trouble with my math teacher for saying “well if we’re just making things up, then sure [I cheated on a math test while sitting in the front of class where the teacher can see but I was using some kind of hidden code on my t-shirt that was a bunch of Shakespearean insults] . But what about all that Crack you were doing in your car this morning?”
Apparently my "making things up"was a slightly more serious than his. I stand by it. If we’re making shit up, we’re making shit up.
For the record, this geometry teacher was convinced I was cheating in class because I didn’t do homework. Homework was 5% of the final grade for the year according to his syllabus, I hated homework, so I figured as long as I didn’t suck at the rest of the class, I could do 0 homework and pass. I was right, passed with a 94%
That seems more like “these kids don’t know basic things and/ or their names” rather than “these kids don’t know colloquialisms from previous decades”
Paper is still everywhere and staples are everywhere. How do they not know what a stapler is?
Miles O'Brien@startrek.websiteto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Roommate refuses to use my body wash cause it's not "manly"English2·6 days agoA hypothetical response when someone complains that they can’t use a certain soap over a mildly flowery scent.
“you are so beautiful…”
incredulous stare
“to me…”
monstrous roar from the other side of the mall
Well I know what I’m watching tonight… No joke my sister and I used to watch that multiple times a week as teens
“can we get you anything?”
“ice cream…”
“okay, what flavor?”
“it doesn’t matter… It’s for my ass”
You’re right, you clearly don’t have anything of substance to say.
… So you’re saying there’s a chance?