I considered it, but I don’t think that future me would care much to go out of their way to inform an internet stranger that their prediction from a year ago was correct.

Objectively the most rational reason to be there. It’s named X, after all.

It’s hard to feel any emotions while severing such impersonal relationships. I would advise you to do it whenever you feel like it’s the correct thing to do. Go where the users shine, the memes flow and the owners aren’t dipshit billionaires who mine your data, restrict the free internet and pollute your online experiences with conspiratorial nazi bullshit. Be a digital nomad.

This makes me want to invoke the remind me bot, but I don’t think we have one on Lemmy. I wager that we’ll see this exact statememt from fridge-chest when the US gets hit with the next wave of 'rona.

If all else fails, consider blinding them. You don’t need the power of the sun to achieve the same effect as it.

Good luck to them on ever enforcing that without even more mass surveillance

Might I ask how the fish are involved in it?

I should extend that program and call it scrotum

nanana eeice oeee !

shneyae oootsya addyaess ?

Invidous

You forgot to sacrifice your firstborn beforehand

The man speaks in oxymorons.

One of Amazon Web Service’s service that stores data. It works in combination with a few other of their services.

That’s the joke.

Fella and feller work just fine as well!

Goodness, do you live in Australia or something? Are there any better options, or can you not afford them? My spoiled and priveleged self has trouble comprehending a data cap on my internet plan.

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I remember a story about the US Military taking notes for the cooling solution of a certain fursuit.

NSFW plz

Justice for Brobama’s tan suit 😔🤟