Because of the first and last lines, nothing is covered. Pre-existing condition is code for “we will deny you coverage when we feel like it”.

No, the urine is a requirement. I can’t get off otherwise.

Not if you eat at McDonald’s!

But when does the piss come into play? I always heard that tanning leather involves piss.

It cancels out the bad karma of killing kids if you send kids to do it.

Comes up enough to post about tho, doesn’t it?

Just admit it, you wanna fuck Snoo.

Smh my head.

So what you’re saying is we should replace the USA with a giant beyblade arena?

Way to call out Alberta.

They don’t?!

All crimes are made up. Do a murder.

It’s not naked, it has its fur on.

YOU WILL LIKE WHAT WE TELL YOU TO LIKE!

And the end bullet point is also wrong!

I swear half of these gambling websites end their ads with “this is not a gambling website”. I’ve never looked into in (because fuck that I’m not going on those sites) but I assume it’s some mobile game shit where you buy gems or something and can’t actually win anything tangible.

In the video they put a rocket launcher on the chickens back.

(It was a foam dart launcher but it was pretty cool all the same.)

Do you really think that it’s impossible that maybe you dislike something that is actually well liked by many people?

We truly live in the darkest timeline.

“I don’t like this thing, therefore no one else does either. Those upvotes are all bots.”

Buddy, ain’t nobody botting for upvotes on Lemmy.