Benedict, a dignified surname. Eggs, a silly given name.

If the drink cloaca is unholy, call me a heathen.

Top tier shitpost, keep em coming.

Hey, you’re supposed to be shitting on the same thing everyone else is shitting on, not making reasonable points that I totally agree with!

Gord Hockeyson

Please take not of the symbol on the bag in that image. It indicates that the plastic bag is not recyclable. Not all plastics are recyclable, and also I banged your dad, you can call me Dad2 if you like.

Because it was posted here.

Whatever kind of cable it is, it belongs to the cat now.

Real ones get their micro plastics by chewing on used car tires.

gasp but think of the shareholders!

Unemployed, can’t afford.

Because it was posted here.

Oh, so sorry, I forgot how important you are that people should do their level best to not be blocked by you.

If moth posts bother you, block people making them. If I bother you block me. No one cares enough to change their posting habits because of the threat of maybe that one Rando over there would block them.

In summation: 💩

Oh no, OP you better watch out! A not even a month old account might block you!

Be the posts you want to see in the world.

I’ve never heard any Brit say UK isn’t Europe.

And I’ve never actually seen a Hippopotamus, what’s your point?

Are you confusing Europe, a continent one cannot secede from without moving tectonic plates or waiting billions of years, with EU, the European union, a political union?

At what point did I mention plate tectonics or the European Union?

I’ve heard Brits piss and moan that the UK isn’t part of Europe before. Whether or not that has any merit I can’t say, I’m not European.

It’s okay. I live in a glass house, so I shouldn’t throw stones.

I like how you said all of North America, and then also Mexico as if it wasn’t part of NA.

Intel

Okay off to a bad start.

Core 2 Duo

Ok boomer.