You should totally BUY a subscription to Netflix right NOW!

Didn’t take long to cash in on his boy JD, did it?

Ew.

How’s that WeWork investment going?

Been paying for Kagi for a few months and really like it.

Desktop browser, I bounce around and am never happy. I want to get back on Firefox, and thought I would when the latest version came out and finally added native vertical tab support, but turns out it still doesn’t have tab grouping/workspaces (saw that it’s in development but haven’t seen a timeline) so I’ve gone back to Vivaldi for now.

20 dead Mozilla and Firefox products

Those are rookie numbers!

–A single Google product manager, probably

I remember reading some cheeky post one time and thinking “that’s pretty cute” and then I saw the person had a blue check next to their name and I cringed for them.

Then we’ll go back to blaming it on the drugs and the rock and roll music.

No, I’m not.

I thought they already brought Starliner back a few days ago?

AI Models Generate Misinformation about Presidential Candidates.

Fixed.

At this point, I think they are actively trying to drive us away.

My wife’s going to be pissed when she gets that call…

Those are required features for interstate commuters.

Source: I used to have to commute on the interstate with them.

What have I done?

wails uncontrollably

My post was supposed to be a dystopian warning, NOT AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL, YOU MONSTER!

HAY GUYS LOOK AT HOW CUSTOMERS LOVE HP AFTER THEIR SWITCH TO SUBSCRIPTION PRINTERS. WE SHOULD DO THAT TOO!

–Overheard from the Logitech C-Suite, probably

Massive advertising company adds new ways to convince you to buy bullshit you don’t need. News at 11.

Hey Chrome, you remember when Internet Explorer had a lock on the installed user base? Do you remember when they shit all over their users to the point they were screaming for anything to replace it?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Have you seen YouTube lately?