In 6th grade for a public speaking assignment I gave a presentation on the world wide web and described how we could eventually use it for checking your bank account or ordering a pizza. My teacher said we’d never get there.

Hope you’re still waiting on hold for that pepperoni Mrs. Z!

Invited a new guy to MTG Commander night. Showed up with a deck full of expensive cardboard because a deck he found online had all of them. Cool dude and still plays with us with more reasonably priced cardboard now.

Vindication of the box is better than cocaine.

Cancer. Brain. Brain cancer.

Equal access to every building? Sounds like a commie plot.