i second this, my first ADHD medicine made me sleep through anything

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

since you have experience in the subject, what about a bear vs twink match? How do you think that would go?

I really really really like this image

I disagree, I think it should be disclosed so actual artists get credit when they do the hard work

it’ll heat up noticeably faster in the microwave.

I don’t trust you. you’re probably right but I don’t trust you

it’s from c/ragebait. It’s made to generate rage lol

I don’t apologize to my cat, I get on my hands and knees and pray before her perfectness

the other posts from that sub are pretty mid, but I like this one actually. Give it a bit of humor, maybe a cat, and I think it’ll do numbers

😭

I see the minnow fin - american ☺️

how about you die in the DOG HOUSE har har har we respect this man this where I keep my NUEDY MAGS and BEER HoHoHeHoHe!!!

why are people acting so normal, is this not just a loss meme? have I lost it?

what the fuck how do you even FIND that this is possible??

last week my professor tried to show us a YouTube video of psychology and got an unskippable 15 sec ad of a (borderline) hentai game 😭

just clicks I assume

there’s an account of my college that just goes around pissing on things. It’s really funny because it’s like
“hey you wanna go lay in the hammocks?”

“nah man the pisser pissed on them last week”

“shit fr? that too?”

that’s true love