Sleipnir, is that you?

Blackjack and hookers is more Obsidian’s thing.

Gloomwood is great. It feels a lot like classic Thief in the best of ways.

It’s cooked by cats though, so you’ll be picking fur out of your mouth every other bite.

You may want to adjust the title.

1. The script puts multiple statements on a single line.
2. It’s over a hundred lines despite that.

Kiritsugu is a debatable example. His gun is only effective because of the Nasuverse’s ridiculously complex magic system. Regular bullets would do next to nothing against most of that setting’s threats.

Then again he’s one of the most feared mortals (despite being kind of shit as a Magus) due to simply sniping his targets when their defenses are down or demolishing their entire hideout with copious explosives - he’s the epitome of “boring but practical”. The handgun and its bullshit anti-magic bullets only come out on the rare occasion where he confronts his targets face-to-face.

It makes one wonder how many times he’d done this before that they’d go to the trouble.

The “if I find out who did this” does bring that into question, though. If it was in front of a house it’d be very obvious who did it.

But given the vibes the car owner is giving off, it’s more likely it was in a park or field or the sidewalk next to a road, and he thought it’d be okay to hit it because there was almost no chance of the creator catching him.

Use a setting with robots/androids; that way you can use/reuse model numbers like in Star Wars. Or go Destiny-style and use a common name/callsign followed by a number.

I don’t know if he qualifies as a celebrity, but Andy Dick has - deservedly - had the crap beaten out of him several times, been arrested, and (after way too many incidents to count) was finally registered as a sex offender.

A bit more than a 400k.

There’s a mix of white and black beads. You just don’t see any black ones drop in the video because the last (first) line is all white.

It’s a classic meme for a reason!

They’re excellent therapists, too. They’re great at raising spirits.

Healers and necromancers, both make people better.

He’ll get his treats once he remembers that beer he owes me.

A quick death is preferable. Just ask Hisashi Ouchi, a victim of severe irradiation who was kept alive in agonizing pain for nearly three months as his body decayed around him.

Semtex, as per the meme.

Don’t forget the ramekins of ketchup and barbeque sauce for dipping!

I love when my bowl doubles as a shiruken.