That which is depressing can also be interesting.

Not everyone eats sugary meals before bed. Likely a very rare thing, and also bad for your health.

Gonna happen anyway.

God, this might be why a certain micro rental car company in Los Angeles has the same problem in their app. Fuck them gestures!

soon™

Elaborate?

Nice little hit list. We as a society need to whittle it down.

Blue Shell the rich.

Blue Shell billionaires

Blue Shell the rich

Oh, I like that!

Could go the Futurama route: https://youtu.be/0kJEX5GTxJc

Oh hey, did you watch “Waiting…” recently, and decide to mold your identity thru that piece of cinema?

Shit, even my ears perked up at that…

Specifically engineered to keep out “undesirables”.

Makes me think that “goon” was a self censorship of “gun”.

Yeah, no hand herpes.

Good filibuster material.

You can set up either ahead of time with a little planning!

And won’t protect children.

I hate it because both.