That is my wife.

We agreed a week in advance to pack a specific size luggage. I had my luggage packed a week in advance. The night before she finally packed and we had to check a extra bag.

We were going to another metropolitan city. 😭😭😭

My dude, this is one of the strangest hills I have ever seen someone defend with such animosity.

When I lived in a small town, it was a bunch of ready crusty ass neighborhoods, some creepy meth houses, and no trees for blocks.

I’d ride my bike to the gym so I could run on the treadmill because it was gnarly outside.

Nah. Our stupid ass government only recently started hiring hackers who smoke weed. But even then, there’s too much stupid red tape.

“Both the NSA and the DOD have a ton of talented hackers, yet when it comes to actually performing disruptive cyber operations, for some reason we as a country are just frozen and scared,” Caceres says. “And that needs to change.”

He points to ransomware actors, mostly based in Russia, who extracted more than a billion dollars of extortion fees from victim companies in 2023 while crippling hospitals and government agencies. North Korea–affiliated hackers, meanwhile, stole another $1 billion in cryptocurrency last year, funneling profits into the coffers of the Kim regime. All of that hacking against the West, he argues, has been carried out with relative impunity. “We sit there while they hack us,” Caceres says.

https://www.wired.com/story/p4x-north-korea-internet-hacker-identity-reveal/

And also

It also doesn’t help that the Republican Party have outright praised Russia, which means they’re already inside.

Hey my dude. I’ll cat call you if you want.

Damn bro you hot as fuck no homo. Like shit man, you rocking that shirt like you belong in a museum of sexy ass motherfuckers no homo. Damn man if I was into dudes, I’d want your body all over mines no homo.

Anyways have a nice day.

I used to wear short shorts and didn’t care if my shirt rode up

I still do, but I used to, too.

I type my search into the post and then usually some kind person finds me a link and calls me a asshole

I dunno about that. I only buy natural and take a few months to eat it.

Never refrigerated.

Wait people leave kimchi out of the fridge?

Putting it in the fridge slows the fermentation process to trap the right flavor. Otherwise it’s a bit TOO kimchi-y and not so tasty.

I’m laughing way too hard at this thank you

I just realized ketchup in restaurants stay out at room temperature.

I always had ketchup in the fridge because it gives the mustard company.

This is going to sound like a real stupid question.

When you unfreeze it, does it get sad looking and taste funny?

Or am I doing something wrong?

I read that in the 90s and having burned through thousands of batteries to power my Gameboy, i would have done anything to get more juice.

You could have literally told me that kissing the battery before you tuck it into the Gameboy slot gave 3% more juice and I would have did it.

My incel 30yo cousin loves Musk as of last year.

He used to tweet at Musk to say things like “good job” and swore if he could get Musk to see him, he’d wow him with a billion dollars.

He’s the kind of guy who would watch a 4 hour YouTube video of a book summary, rather than read the book. And Ive been slowly deprogramming him because he’s in his 30s and miserable, and realizing Joe Rogan lied to him.

Mastadon is a thing. It’s wild people choose between two closed networks.

I have met Musk! This was in 2018 at a startup conference, pre-wtf Elon days.

He was actually really inspiring about his dream of space and humanity. But he was also weirdly edgelord. Then we all realize he was a walking talking meme and going around doing that backpack kid floss dance everywhere while people were trying to talk serious with him.

If you told me the guy was 25-30, i would believe you. But the dude is in his 50s, has a bunch of kids who don’t speak to him.

What a fucking loser.

I dunno. Steam did it well enough. I was buying cheap games for years. I could get a kick ass GOTY game for like $5 while GameStop was still selling it used on consoles for $20.

Homie had face blindness weve been celebrating the wrong moral of the story

Lemmy: why aren’t people using Linux? It’s so easy

Also Lemmy: webp huh?