If fighting is sure to result in victory you must fight.

Lupus. He needed more mouse bites.

The CEO says afterward that he might have other uses for the Hacker.

I am just looking for an excuse to put on a maid outfit.

Do you want me to put on a maid outfit too, huh? Lazy bastard.

Finally, we can be safe from thought criminals.

I want my wife to fuck me.

I never understood the premise of that porn. There is a guy sitting in a metro train with his fully errect cock and people are not doing anything. The lady sits next to the guy who has a tank top but nothing else? Also why does he have a fully errect cock? Imagine the tension and embarrassment you’ll get in that situation. No one can maintain a fully errect cock in that space. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

“Maybe you should join Majestic 12, in a body bag.”

“Okay, where?”

Using linux turned me straight because I hatw you gay assholes.