Gimp is so good. I don’t even remember how to use photoshop anymore.

Just because I use Arch doesn’t mean I can’t get laid. I mean… I can’t get laid. But not because I use Arch.

I like vlc because I’m sexually aroused by traffic cones.

The best time to switch to Firefox was 19 years ago when it first came into existence. The 2nd best time is now.

I just use systemctl because I know how to use it and know all the ins and outs of any bullshit I might encounter. No way I’m switching. I like not being stumped on issues I can’t fix for weeks.

The new stuff just doesn’t taste the same.