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Dave dies in a disfiguring accident and they have to identify the body. They bring in his 2 lifelong best friends to ID him. Bill comes in and asks to see daves backside and says “Nope, that’s not Dave”. Then they bring in Ted who also asks to see Dave’s ass. He also proclaims him to be not Dave. The coroner asks how they can tell it’s Dave by looking at his bum. “Because everywhere we went people would say ‘Here comes Dave with them 2 assholes’”

I know you are, but what am I?

I watch that lady, and she makes entertaining videos, but she makes Martha Stewart seem chill.

I’m for space travel but I think the commercialization of space will benefit a very few.

Dude, you realize the whole ‘going to the moon’ thing was just a way to convince the public to fund ballistic missile technology? And the whole reason for the shuttle was to steal Russias satellites? One of the biggest use cases for space is war. Space travel won’t feed anyone.

Lemmy has a dead community for everything!

Fucking Stupid Dummy

You say ‘hubba hubba’.

You’re still just heating the water.

https://slrpnk.net/post/39802801

I don’t want the government to run like a business, I want businesses to run like governments. But, like, good governments.

Drunk as fuck, pissing in the canal, yawns slow face plant into the water.

Good night sweet prince.

His complete lack of imagination and vision are what gives me hope that he’s totally going to shit the bed one terrible idea at a time.

Rebuilding our grandparents nuclear reactor, again. A part of our heritage.

I’d expect to be, so I’d make my invoice count.

Youse did?

Did you learn all that on a school computer?

I’ve been saying this a lot recently, but a calculator can sometimes be a clock.

He needs some friends to give him validation.

Sometimes even a calculator can be a clock.