You might not like the guy…

People who bring their dogs to large public events are morons. Almost every year immediately after our towns fireworks show there’s someone on Facebook looking for their dog that ran out of the park as soon as the fireworks started.

Wet and gooshy

I hear there’s a guy starting a commune in Honduras.

Cities are communes.

Seems to be working for the right wing. Replace ‘church’ with ‘government office’ and ‘nun’ with ‘elected officials’.

He didn’t want to touch a dead cat?

He was a disembodied pair of hands on YouTube who said things like “tough as woodpecker lips” or “stiff as a wedding night prick” He’d take apart power tools and see how they were built. He was funny, gained a following and became an asshole grifter.

I thought they meant AvE the “keep your dick in a vise” guy. I stopped watching him a long time ago when he brought politics into the shop but he did have some funny sayings.

How much watery piss before it becomes pissy water?

Seems like a guy who really has to take a shit, and a guy who just did.

Don’t take my word for it, read the reviews on Phloorf the crowd sourced app review app!

Your face gets put on Smoobly, the bounty hunting app.

I bet they take the mute button off the remote on the next chromecast update.

You need to put yourself in the frame of mind of a kid who up until they heard rock and roll, Laurence Fucking Welk was the grooviest thing they’d heard.

John Prine from Maywood, Illinois

Fuck that guy. ACAB

Watch out when the mannequins come to life

Less wrong than who?

A compass has a pointy end and a pencil end. Dividers are used on maps and have two pointy ends. SO YOU’RE WRONG TOO