Is this “bitcoin” in the room with us now?

This is the way

Had me in the first half, “European parliament bans lawmakers from…” had me wondering what fresh hell this was heading into, before the “using AI tools” gave me back a shred of hope for the future

French Autistic Detective

That really wasn’t a fun place to visit. Powerful, and if you’ve the head for it worthwhile, but fuck me if that wasn’t the most harrowing holiday day out I’ve ever had

Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you

I think if you use them pretty hard, Leatherman becomes more reasonable, as I’ve used their lifetime warranty twice in five years, and will probably have this thing for another decade or two. No other multitool I’ve owned has stood up to how I use them, so their price is really justified for a get-out-of-the-shit tool for my use case. That said, I bought an Amazon one with extremely similar functionality for my mate’s kid recently for about £20, and it’s really impressive. For most people I guess that would last long enough to make the warranty a non-issue, and it will definitely do 9/10ths of what a Leatherman will

Hah, yep, that sailed straight over my head! That’s a dense boost…

Yeah, I got one of these for my camera gear, but have found hundreds of other uses for it

Nah not really, but it comes with a belt pouch though. It’s a little bit bigger than say a boost or a double decker or whatever, and it’s definitely heavy, but not spiky or awkward to keep in a pocket

Wayne. Trust me, this is the one, although you’ll hate that there was never a second series, it’s still phenomenal

My leatherman was a little over a ton, and is probably my most used tool. It’s my first line of problem solving in almost all situations

Still a tune though. Return of the Swollen Goat was loud enough to raise eyebrows on this afternoon’s drive through town. I got myself pretty well this morning with Stitched Up by Barbarian Hermit. I’ve had the whole album on repeat for the last few weeks though, so that’s not too surprising

Banger, tbf

Ground up and in my freezer?

It is, but I felt you’d done the “5 words” bit nicely in the first place. Consider it more of “five words and a bit of a foot-note”

It’s at best pseudoscience and a scam, and also an actual cult

I was with you most of the way there (shout out to the chip butty), right up until that “pigs in blankets” abomination turned up. What in gods name has happened to them. Where’s the bacon, and why have they got that pastry nonsense on them? It’s behaviour like that this that explains the state of the world these days

One of my mates got his plums snipped in his 20s, still doesn’t regret it. Another of my mates spent his whole life saying he wasn’t going to have kids, and seriously considered the snip, but was grateful he didn’t when he met the now mother of his kids in his mid 40s. Life’s weird, and only (and sometimes not even) you can really know your own mind

Mlem on my phone, I get on pretty well with it