I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings!

I don’t wanna live life agaaaiaaan!

“If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what I’m going to do.”

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As much as I love Lemmy, this platform would be unusable without the option to block astroturfers and bad faith actors.

wHaTaBoUt!?¹?

Also, it’s a lot easier for most people to boycott American meat than it is to boycott Chinese batteries.

https://phobia.fandom.com/wiki/Anatidaephobia

Thanks! I haven’t used a non-standard launcher in years. What do you recommend?

Is there a way to get rid of the search bar on my home screen?

Wasn’t TAS Robin in college?

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

This is an article about a tech disaster. “Tech disaster” is literally in the title.

Tech is an abbreviation for “technology.”

Vichy Twitter

I’m stealing this! It’s way too good!

Thanks!

What is this from?

Non-clinical narcissism is asexuality, and Elon isn’t asexual.

Why do people always say weird shit like this when they’re defending Republicans?

The ban lasted 2 hours and 45 minutes.

You mean during the time that they were holding their fundraising event?

NPR podcasts are generally made as audio documentaries, which is a combination of scripted sections and edited interviews.

I just watched it for the first time and… I really enjoyed it. It’s a little off-brand for Apple, but a great ad overall.