Tony Stark created likeability with a box of scraps in a cave!

I think you mean round child.

See also Emergency Skin by NK Jemison.

Yep

So hey there; is that an onion in your pants, or are you happy to see me?

for October 31

…right.

Do you have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome?

Do you have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome?

Yes but you have to use twice as much.

Because gays, duh.

“Ophelia, call the police!”

“Now playing Fuck the Police by NWA.”

At least twice a week.

Putting in a plug for the Indyx app. You photo all your individual wardrobe pieces and use the app to make new outfits of them. I’ve found it helpful and fun.

This is the kind of ridiculous shit I come to the internet for.

My grandfather just turned 95. He will probably continue voting for Republicans until he is 120.

Insanity is an emergent property.

It’s true, I have been on a very long waiting list for an endocrinologist. Of course, I’m in America, so that doesn’t help your argument.

Expluded

Only 77? Dude’s young enough to serve two terms as president.

As usual, you have to be born with certain good looks.