They’re too stupid to realize it’s his fault

I can feel it comin’ in the air tonight…

That is due to the fact that Reddit - and I can’t stress this next part enough - sucks.

This sounds like the intro to a bad post-apocalypse sci-fi movie.

Made Another Grift Again

nmn

“I believe them bones are me.”

-Layne Staley

Am I wrong in believing that this whole TP advertising campaign was launched off of the idiom “does a bear shit in the woods?”

Keep a fire extinguisher nearby! ;-)

It was just a joke, ffs.

Samsung devices & appliances are notoriously prone to catastrophic failure - as a matter of fact, I actually had a Samsung TV melt itself - which turns out is a common issue (Google “Samsung tv melting corner”).

Then there’s the Samsung battery fire issues, Samsung refrigerator safety lawsuits, etc.

…and will probably explode.

Get. Your. Hands. Off. My. Cloaca!

RIP ICQ

Cultists are easy to swindle.

Deleting messages from an iPhone WILL delete them from other devices - assuming you’ve opted to let it to do that, and then even still, there may be a delay until the next sync happens.

I’ve deleted messages on my iPhone and they’ll linger on my MacBook for a good while, depending on circumstances. (ie, if the MacBook wasn’t on network when the messages were deleted).

Well, now you’re only fifteen, And you look good.
I’ll take you under my wing, Somebody should.
They’ve persuasive ways, And you’ll believe what they say.

It’s just a question of time, And it’s running out for you.
It won’t be long until you’ll do, Exactly what they want you to…

There’s a sign?

“Are we blind?! Deploy the garrison!”

Hard is the mode on which I play.

Will it apply to porn subreddits?

“Hey u\i_love_big_tiddies, we noticed that you love big tiddies. Could we interest you in our new product: AstroCam Super Binoculars, so you can look at big tiddies from as far away as a quarter mile?”