It’s the worst treadmill. By the time I finish implementing/refactoring something, they replace it with a new standard and deprecate the old way.

That’s why I don’t store it with the Amontillado.

I saw one for the first time ever recently and it looks even worse in person than in pictures. I have still, mercifully, only ever seen one.

Don’t! Be evil!

One of the three carriers in Canada is about to do away with prepaid entirely in December. That said, I have a pretty affordable monthly plan and I buy my phones outright.

I just ask Jellyseerr and it goes and gets everything ready for me.

“My nipples! They explode with delight!”

“Behold, a house!”

Ah yes, salmon flying downstream for the winter.

No, they hire a lot of temporary foreign workers from India.

That’s what Tim Hortons did in Canada!

Oh yeah, epitome for me too. It was the epi-tome.

The one that I mispronounced for awhile was hyperbole. I thought it was pronounced like “hyper bowl.”

I’m still sad about Graham Linehan. What a waste.