The world is on fire around us, even in places where it’s only smoldering people don’t want to consign their children to the flames.

Ah shit, you got me. That front stone wheel alone probably weighs as much as a modern sedan.

That is painfully untrue. Check out this video of an old Bel Air vs an 09 Malibu. Both cars get fucked up, but only one of those drivers has any chance of walking away from the accident, and it’s sure as fuck not the one in the classic. https://youtube.com/watch?v=fPF4fBGNK0U&si=zJ7tDE4RrMWlaCOt