But first you gotta ask him “does your mother sew?”

Sho does, annoys the hell outta me when it happens but I’d never disable that feature

They should try subs

You lied to me. This will make me reevaluate our current relationship. You have gone from stranger to ‘take with a grain of salt’ stranger.

I still got these Burt Bucks after the crash.

And more frequently each year

I rarely ever see the kid rock fanbase

Imagine being their mother and having to listen to this every time you make them their bagel bites.