Norgur

Hey valve, so, Uhr… Funny thing… I’m actually… Uh
… kinda dead

Well, if you’re stupid enough to tell valve about the death that is

Am I the only one who finds it super annoying, that “detection through sound waves” (Sonar) does video things while “detection through light” (lidar) does the sound things?

WHY?! Swap names already! It’s driving me nuts!

Two things:

1. Do we know if fuels the urge to get real children? Or do we just assume that through repetition like the myth of “gateway drugs”?
2. Since no child was involved and harmed in the making of these images… On what grounds could it be forbidden to generate them?

Do I have to enable backports for that package?

I haven’t been using pluseaudio for an eternity, since the Linux machines I use are mostly headless,.yet I was a pluseaudio fanboy when it was.just replacing ALSA. Yet, the hours and hours pulseaudio cost me to fix some upmix that had stopped working or some other weird shit… IDK if I’d still preach it’s upsides would I be in the same situation now.

Top tip for everyone who can’t pierce the wall of noise metal seems to throw at the listener: Most people are really hardwired to listen to the vocals and take the rest as “background”. Try to get away from this. Most Metal bands treat their vocals as another instrument among many, so they are weirdly embedded into the band which clashes with most other genres. To ignore the vocals a bit more: Try to listen to the drums. When you managed that (takes just a few seconds usually), try the lead guitar (or the rhythm if you’re feeling groovy). I won’t claim that you’ll suddenly have an epiphany and love metal (or that you even should strive to love metal if you don’t want to, tastes exist for a reason!), yet you might be able to finally get why people like this noise that insulted your ears for so long ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFhKjbgfYJE

Yeah, the amount of likes on jokes referencing Disturbed is really grinding my gears. They don’t even sound that close (by Nu Metal standards that is)

Wrong band.

Please tell me you haven’t tried that thing with shampoo and yogurt as well. This was beyond embarrassing and it did nothing!

Yeah, no. Mustard doesn’t work. I have tried. That goddamn ghost just invited his mates for a barbecue party. Had to play Yoko Ono for days to get them all out again!

disable the edit button. easy.

Only if you use your own spay fuckup as an excuse to assault a crying child or two.

Our weekly “miracle battery that can <insert absurdly high claim here>” give us today.

Oh no, don’t get me wrong. I’m boring and annoying at the same time in both situations. It’s not one or the other. It’s both, constantly

nonono! That’s too fast! No, no! I’m scared! Terrified! Make was one thing but make install? I need to call my therapist, the anxiety is taking over again!

I know it’s scary, but you gotta make at some point!

Can we talk less about AI inevitably doing what AI always dies and fuck up and instead talk about the website that uses AI resources to dangle an even more juicy carrot in front of desperate people throwing away their money with the lottery?

Remember kids: if it sounds like you heard it in that Tom Lehrer song, it probably isn’t something you should eat