It’s marshmallow season. Those ones aren’t dried yet

It’s contracting. The trick is to have something else lined up after. You make a lot but you have to actively keep yourself employed and trained.

Did you report doordash to the police?

Mexico is the best: Por Favor No Moleste

Floating point coprocessor

Tell them that you’re a sheeple, and got the safe dose of the vaccine, since they want to keep the compliant people around. Tell them it’s too bad they’re on “the list” of bad people.

Don’t money shift it. That’s when you feel like racing and you slam it into second from first, then from second into what you think is third but is actually first again.

Getac made some pretty cool ones.

You’re right. I wouldn’t, but someone did for me!

*Cries in 8GB Macbook*

Way better than poor and alcoholic

Metal shavings

Counterpoint: You were an asshole sometimes.

I use a $5 thin silicone case. Just enough to cushion the blow. I haven’t broken any phones, but I drop them a lot.

I can’t remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride, but something touched me deep inside.

Satan’s Accounting Program

So just sit back and let Trump do his thing?

Smiles per gallon

What happens if you and your GF break up or get in a fight where her parents side with her?