NoIWontPickAName

I can kind of figure out the dildo thing by context and comments, but not the scene.

Someone wanna help me out?

Depending on circumstances and how much you have pissed off said goldfish it could potentially knock your coffee mug over.

If it does you should feel ashamed of yourself though

You can just meet outside the restaurant.

You just don’t go in before you meet them outside the front door.

Hell, it can even be a chivalry test to see if he holds the door for you.

It’s truth. Expensive truth, but worth it when you have the money

Damn! I was going for a lighthearted joke about how women go to the bathroom together, but damn howdy did it fail

I think it’s because Walt says “Jessie what the fuck are you talking about” or some such

I still don’t get the meme, but I do like that song.

Excuse me, this is the internet, we don’t correct ourselves when shown factual information. We only double down!!!

Bullshit.

It is a horrible place to try and prey upon them however.

Their instinctual herd behaviors provide protections at their most vulnerable points.

Kinds like how your dog watches you while pooping to make sure you have their back.

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Creamy creamy cheesy cheesy cream cheese

I’ll be damneded

There is no way that’s actually a thing

That’s how you can tell it’s a decoy snail

I mistook that as neopets

When a tornado meets a volcano

You rock!

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Webrings!!!

Google it.