A deep fryer on a plane feels like it would be slightly unsafe, but we can hope.

It makes me sad that you think you’d lose a fight with a squirrel

I bet it didn’t even come in a box

Won’t someone think of the alcohol?

I think you meant left on the second one. Although I guess everything is leaning right now.

Ahh America. Land of the free, home of the Union busting corporations literally making robot scabs

If you don’t trust a self driving Tesla car to avoid pedestrians, don’t trust a Tesla robot to hold any of your meat cylinders

To be fair, there was no mention of what state the homes would be in.

I heard parrots are the pinnacle of conversation

But what if the clothing line was selling custom versions of high quality labels like Hugo Boss?

Oh, now I should get into crypto. I’ve just been waiting for someone publicly convicted of multiple counts of fraud to start up a platform so I can pour all my money into that.

I eat mine while not masturbating, as God intended.