Contrast is Satan to designers, because being able to distinguish the zones of a UI messes with their perfect colour blocking.

Colossal Nude Oppenheimer Vs Mothra

Guy who’s too cool to roleplay can’t find another human being to photograph him.

Now it’s possible to browse hundreds of movies you don’t watch to watch from the comfort of your sofa.

We pioneered the Industrial Revolution, invented pretty much all the best sports, and now we’re pioneering post-capitalist collapse too.

Underrated Ultimata Online reference.

Complicated periods of history are reduced to simpler narratives, particularly in respect to what happened next.

What do they even expect? They know who’s site they are using.

You can’t use esoteric jargon to create an insider group and then complain that the normies don’t understand any of it.

Worth $1 billion or valued at $1 billion?

Also, they prefer the term “short kings” now.

Hi ho!

This is basically the “everybody secretly likes pop music” reverse snobbery angle. It’s so difficult to imagine that other people have different tastes from you.

You’d like to think that, but the last several years have proven beyond a doubt that they’re much more concerned that we’re sitting at our desks during set hours than any actual outcomes.

Management: we need to find ways to automate work using AI

AI art is like the speech synthesiser that came with Amiga’s Workbench. Amusing for yourself to make it say swears, but of no interest to anyone else.

I think I own my fingers, so them.