Pick up that phone and call a boomer right now! We got Victorian boomers, Rococo boomers, Renaissance boomers, Pre Columbian boomers, Fertile Crescent boomers, Paleolithic boomers. The oldest toughest boomers are waiting for your call.

fire can’t go through doors stupid! it’s not ghosts!

what a coincidean

me and a buddy came to an agreement years ago: slutty Halloween costumes are only ok if the person clearly looks like Bugs Bunny in the slutty costume.

goon platoon

3 Democrats considered great, Clinton getting average recognition, neither of the Bushes get a mention, no Reagan.

Bravo! this is quite the shitty post

why make trillions when we could make… billions? - Microsoft

Jaws theme but all you hear is a rattly bass and the windows close to breaking

“I want to go on something more thrilling than Delta 1628 with service to LA!”

I’m seeing Him from Powerpuff Girls

they could be blood relatives

why? why? be more constructive with your feedback.

A Day of Summer. A Psychopath. How To Lose A Guy In A Day.

The Trump Fyre Phone 8, with the all new AI Lib detector and automatic reporting to ICE whenever a person of color is detected within 50 feet.

that’s why they keep the watch on during. unscrupulous sex worker might try to scam an extra hour out of them.

ding ding dong

Rile up your local gen Z today.

You’re a fucking beacon in the dark state of the internet. Fuck, fuck, mother mother fuck fuck.

so chè Thái with things you can find at a western culture supermarket?

This, had a coworker who bought garbage quality weed from a dealer who reused bags. There were trace amounts of similar quality coke at the bottom of the bag.