A Day of Summer. A Psychopath. How To Lose A Guy In A Day.

The Trump Fyre Phone 8, with the all new AI Lib detector and automatic reporting to ICE whenever a person of color is detected within 50 feet.

that’s why they keep the watch on during. unscrupulous sex worker might try to scam an extra hour out of them.

ding ding dong

Rile up your local gen Z today.

You’re a fucking beacon in the dark state of the internet. Fuck, fuck, mother mother fuck fuck.

so chè Thái with things you can find at a western culture supermarket?

This, had a coworker who bought garbage quality weed from a dealer who reused bags. There were trace amounts of similar quality coke at the bottom of the bag.

Your cats punch straight through dry wall also?

Or Transnistrian, aka Moldovan

Being able to handle hurt fee fees like an adult needs to be a requirement for any public office.

Fo sho, mostly because growing up made me realize I’m never really sho of anything no mo.

Great, now I’m shopping for anthropomorphic celery costumes.

Maybe Ariana Grande’s Alpacas

Republicans love assigning kids value when it helps strip autonomy from women though.

Self proclaimed fans of Jesus portraying him as a fan of one of the least faithful 1911s is quite on brand.

A relationship that forces you to use a GUI when you already live in CLI is a textbook example of a toxic relationship.

Dragostea De Inchiriat

Iselilja

Tein kai lottorivini väärin

NAIMONONEDARI (not sure how much this counts. I took Japanese in high school but can’t maintain a conversation to save my life.)

Sommernacht

Mikrofonkåt

Hit Sale

Сама-сама

Песенка (also grey area for me, I took Russian in uni but I’m far from conversational with it.)

Skyscrapers

LALALILALA

Dime Que Me Quieres

edit: forgot to include Spanish

100 Hectacre Wood

I recently bought a new bottle of cologne. Though i didn’t realize until i brought it home that the scent sounds more like an intersection where one might find a strip club and it smells like how one of the managers at said strip club might smell.

The scent: Cypress & Grapevine