Great, now I’m shopping for anthropomorphic celery costumes.
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3·7 days agoMaybe Ariana Grande’s Alpacas
2·12 days agoRepublicans love assigning kids value when it helps strip autonomy from women though.
Self proclaimed fans of Jesus portraying him as a fan of one of the least faithful 1911s is quite on brand.
A relationship that forces you to use a GUI when you already live in CLI is a textbook example of a toxic relationship.
NAIMONONEDARI (not sure how much this counts. I took Japanese in high school but can’t maintain a conversation to save my life.)
Песенка (also grey area for me, I took Russian in uni but I’m far from conversational with it.)
edit: forgot to include Spanish
I recently bought a new bottle of cologne. Though i didn’t realize until i brought it home that the scent sounds more like an intersection where one might find a strip club and it smells like how one of the managers at said strip club might smell.
The scent: Cypress & Grapevine
The devil as a civilian consultant to the LAPD/nightclub owner.
One time I drunkenly asked the bartender for a mini broom to use while playing shuffleboard with friends at a bar. They apparently do not usually have mini brooms for shuffleboard.
And has the reaction time of a stump. Trying to speed up to catch up to you long after the light changes to green.
Ain’t no party like my nana’s tea party!
NASA scientists will have to turn to crowdfunding to bankroll the search for the G-spot.
That my snoring is sleep apnea related. I’m pretty certain it is at this point, but I’m dreading the cost of getting a sleep study done and the cost of a CPAP.
Correct orientation unimportant, only absence of fascist tendencies.
Hand wash only, in a deep river until you stop seeing bubbles.
Yep, that same one. Someone mentioned the meth came from Canada, don’t remember if anyone was charged outside of NZ for the export/distribution.
2·2 months agoGee ess dub dub sounds like a burger joint menu item.
Fo sho, mostly because growing up made me realize I’m never really sho of anything no mo.