Of course Ernest can lift Thor’s hammer, he’s walked The Path of the Brave!

Something run by Facebook is having issues? What a surprise…

I’m still amazed some people want Threads to show up in the Fediverse 🤢

Oh, that’s the way she goes? So… You lost all our drink money is how “she goes”? She’s gone?

I agree with everything except using David Spade. This is clearly a role meant for Martin Short

He would have got out of bed sooner if the floor wasn’t so cold

Fold it how? Fold it in half like a piece of paper???

I’m sure he’ll claim to have given Homer the idea to write it and that the character Achilles is based on him

You forgot this one

Sounds like the Schrodinger’s cat theory!

What would be the opposite of any mammal? A carrot? A brick? A slime mold?

Does everything actually have an “opposite”?

MY BODY WILL BE COLD IN THE GROUND BEFORE I EAT HOT CEREAL!

Yes, it’s supposed to start crunchy and get soggier as you get to the bottom. That is how you get the delicious cereal flavored milk to drink at the end. CEREAL FIRST ALWAYS!!!

Mixing it with iced coffee sounds like it might be alright… Only some kind of sociopath would ever pour milk first and then cereal though

Breakfast cereal with warm milk??? 🤢🤢🤢🤮

That’s weird I just looked the place up and they sell all kinds of beer there lol

The conversation I had about it was probably 10 years ago lol but it’s nice to know it’s still an ongoing debate

I’m sure this person was joking, but this kind of thing really is one of the most infuriating parts of getting older… I’m having flashbacks to a conversation I had with someone who thought that Johnny Cash wrote the song Hurt and that Nine Inch Nails were a relatively unknown band who had covered it

I uh… I just took a little peek…

Cleaning cast iron is actually super easy, this person didn’t “clean” it though they sanded it down to the bare metal which makes things more difficult

No, they’re right cooking bacon is a way people season cast iron! You have to cook a lot of it though, and it’s really not the best way to do it lol