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Sometimes on Halloween when families are out trick or treating themselves, they’ll leave a bowl of candy out in front of their house with a sign that says something like “take one per child”.

This is a play on that, but it’s a bump of cocaine per child. You’re supposed to snort it using the key.

Spotify has a playlist called Daily Drive that does exactly that. It creates a playlist of music you like then between songs will play news snippets from the day. It’s pretty cool about half the time.

Sasan Goodarzi is a man, btw.

Yea, it comes from the verb form of cock, meaning to tilt, same word used when we cock a gun. So one eye is just tilted.

Lmao the down votes on this are really funny to me

Number of employees working on games is in the list at the bottom of the article. 181 as of 2021.

Maybe. It doesn’t apply to me. I love shorts, I love my legs.

This is such a trans tweet lol

Lmao this is too real