Lessons from movies that streaming services didn’t learn:

“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”

It’s a combination of anticipatory and time anxieties mixed with energy conservation.

Update to the chart: your horoscope has “go cannibalistic” next to it.

I thought this was a close up of a fuzzy sweater and was like: "cool ". Read the title. “Oh, fuck, yeah.”