Mister Neon

Face your didgeriDOOM in the ring!

I’m sorry Australia for making that joke, I understand if I’m gonna get banned from the continent.

Thank you.

I don’t get this post.

I find “tree sauce” to be silly. They should use a more mature term like “tree blood”.

Because I’ll be dead. My organs will organize against the oppression of my brain and I will die.

I’m more worried about my mortal bowels than my immortal soul if I ate that thing.

I’d eat it. I would regret it, but I have to know.

I love how Sony learned nothing from the PS3 launch price.

Wasn’t Russia throttling YouTube bandwidth before hand to prepare for this? Along with banning cell phones for their soldiers, I guess they’re going for complete media blackout and control.

Edit: I guess they announced 70% slowdown a couple weeks ago and just went straight to full shutdown.

Oh man Something Awful, what a nostalgic memory of early internet culture. I used to love the cartoons. I wonder what Shmorky has been…up…to… OH GOD!

I do cold brew so I get everything done the night before.

At this point coffee in me is like oil in a car.