Microsoft sofficial “Bing Wallpaper app” does some nasty, malware-like things to Windows

Nothing weird about making sure people don’t accidentally fertilise their eggs

Instructions unclear, now the US is installing a new monarchy

Seems similar to factory mechanics using Google Glass to look up schematics etc.

Of course, Google being allergic to commitments discontinued it anyway, despite its successes in industrial applications.

Low key why I despise daylight savings.

I like it when I wake up early with the sun, and end the day just as it gets dark. Daylight savings forces you to wake up groggily in the dark and stay up late while you wait for the sun to set.

🖥️🦐

Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you’ve basically got an axolotl

Ducks are necrophilic rapists that have corkscrew penises with explosive erections, so this is actually terrifying

Lmao they’ve changed the wording to “dangerous” territory

https://www.economist.com/europe/2024/09/01/the-hard-right-takes-germany-into-dangerous-territory

Ikr. Had sex with one and couldn’t stop eating his nuts

They were picked up in the West as well, but not as well known probably because they weren’t viewed as fashionable. They’re called Pattens FYI

Patten (shoe) - Wikipedia - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patten_(shoe)

Tech: minimalism is when maximalism

X is reeling this morning after its website crashed last night due to an orchestrated attack on its servers during its Elon / Trump interview. A spokesperson for X said that the attack seemed to have been orchestrated by a foreign state actor. “We are currently looking for a group of roughly 900,000 people who could have carried out such an attack to silence Trump.” The spokesperson said it was clearly a foreign nation. “X couldn’t possibly have failed due to too many concurrent listeners. According to our latest figures, there are only 10 actual people who aren’t bots that still use X, 5 of which are confused and still think it’s Twitter.” Tech experts said that they had never seen such a sophisticated and well organised attempt to flood the servers, using millions of different points of attack. The experts say the attack was highly organised. “In order to get millions of computers to participate at the same time, the perpetrators harnessed social media to encourage people to flood the servers, and overload the website. This was sophisticated stuff.” “They announced their attack day months ago, and then worked methodically to make sure everyone remembered the attack date.” “The perpetrators must have known that no computer server can withstand the load of an entire nation trying to access the same website at the same time on the same day.” —

2028 2023: Browser content is piped to an AI that filters junk and noise then feeds the result back into the browser for screen display

GPT-AdBlocker for Chrome promises to block all ads, including ads in videos - gHacks Tech News - https://www.ghacks.net/2023/07/19/gpt-adblocker-for-chrome-promises-to-block-all-ads-including-ads-in-videos/

Market shows that investors are actively turned on by products that use AI

The study identifies a disconnect between the high expectations of managers and the actual experiences of employees using AI.

FTFY

They’re called miis 😤

Fascism works because it convinces the most average unremarkable person that they are more worthy as long as they follow a chain of command

Kinky

Ngl dipping the fries into their breakfast butter is so delicious and bad