Steven!

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Are gay gyms new? That can’t be new.

Good. Parasites should be afraid.

Also modern medicine isn’t infallible(nor the people that practice it).

Have friends in the medical field, a lot of time they are just sort of trying shit and then are happy it worked.

all the tribesmen were scared of him and kept calling him the people eater LOL. Savage.

I’ll hold the date, thank you.

Noice. Schedule another for 2041?

Empathy and kindness in parenting.

Oh no! Is it time for the auto industry to collapse, get 81 billion dollars, change nothing, and berate the American consumer for being too poor to buy their cars that now cost twice as much for no specific reason other than capitalism again?

Yo, that’s dope. How did you come across this knowledge? (Actual question. I am hoping that you are educated in the area and can recommend some books … because I am old and enjoy books.)

A chimpanzee desperately trying to convince you that he is Abraham Lincoln. He does not know that Abraham Lincoln is long dead. You don’t know what his endgame is.

This is not killing me, which is specifically what I asked for.

Please just kill me at this point. Please.

Welcome brother!

Well damn. Thank you for that.

? What?

False.

What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.

This feels more like a blue-collar prank.

Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker’s Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.

America is the dumbest fucking country.

I read that too. Good one.