I’m reminded of this:

The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, “Do not let the historians know about this.”

— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4

I just tested mine. It counts down 99, 98, 97, etc. it even does this.

My favorite flavor is hint of hint of lime.

After looking up a few tutorials for making a scarecrow, it looks like using dried filling is best.

Is this that pizzagate I’ve heard so much about?

Big bada boom

Brb, gonna try to build a sandcastle.

Chinese shenanigans

Yes

Let’s make it happen guys! (For legal reasons this is not an endorsement.)

Ephebophilia can be used as a distinction from pedophilia. Voicing that distinction makes you sound like a pedophile though.

Facebook doesn’t even let you do what it was originally intended for. Judging other people’s worth solely on looks.

It can be played quicker. Players don’t get money for passing go. That’s socialism don’tcha know? And if you end up in jail it’s for twice the turns as there are players. A few tweaks here and there make the game quicker and way more unfair, hammering home the point that the player who gets a lucky roll first will dominate the other players.

I’ve seen a picture of a birth defect that looked a bit like that. Disturbing.

It’s fun when it starts to melt just a little and a big chunk slides down obscuring most of your windshield causing you to mildly crash into a neighbor’s garbage can. Ask me how I know.

Momma said knock you out

Good for you. Good luck!

I don’t think it’s that great. I was able to coast through high school but I was hindered once I reached the edge of my natural talent shortly into college. I had never really learned how to buckle down and study so I ended up struggling a lot. I can still pick things up pretty easily but I often give up when it gets to a certain point. Nowadays I feel kinda inferior to others that learned how to keep trying.

Ever since it was explained that Mr. Beast only smiles with his mouth, I get skeeved out every time I see him.

https://archive.org/donate This would be it if it were up and running. I wonder if there’s any other avenues?