He didn’t know America had mountains.

The secret trick is that each sticker makes it slightly bigger and heavier.

Looks like you got a plant growing in there.

Not surprised. Apple is amongst the shystiest of shysters.

Yeah, that’s pretty much my point.

Everything you say here makes a ton of sense.

I can only imagine some dumbfuck executive seeing this and going “Oh my god, we need to be charging by the episode! Sales will BOOM!”

Careful what you wish for.

What the fuck is tuxkart?

When you don’t have authority, demands are begging.

Now enforce it?

Your loss!

Begin eating the rich.

No it comes from taking your money somewhere else. Why would you continue shopping at a place that makes you feel the need to vandalize their property to feel safe?

Going to be hard to do when it’s under a little black dome 45 feet up in the air. Also there’s dozens of them…

Be the change you want to see in the world. You just posted about him.

No, it was all painstakingly hand typed on a type writer and then scanned into the computational device using one of those new fangled fax/scanners that the kids are using these days to photocopy their pog slammers to upload on their myspace weblog.

Should have been outlawed immediately.

I’m sure that will go well. Definitely won’t increase the amount of prank bullshit going on.

What metric is this, how lame they are?

No, lord Gaben will bless us all in his own good time.

Yeah don’t give them any ideas! Not that they are bad ideas, but I just don’t want to see them profit any more at this point.