One change for the better at a time

Just stay there, no need for transport

I have yet to experience that even when playing against a fide master, but talking at the board is bad form. They do however know their way in the opening and it usually ends in disaster sooner or later

This is perfect for me as I have a lot of chess books that I never read

Also free labour

Easy F for AI and move on to the next one

Only the fake replica flavor on chips for you

But this guy read the game in an even more deluded way than the average reader and thought he could just say “I am the prize” and have it be true

Both kidneys

You started saving for retirement yet?

Just build it from source, then

27 years later: “I told you, man!”

He probably me to refer to my “at a museum using ancient technologies to talk on the digital network those silly humans creatures created before they met extinction”™

If you mess up and then fix it/start over and get it right the second time around, did you mess up?

Sort of. Racked up a bunch of student debt pretending to read. Could have been working all those years

I did it all day every day for 12 years, then quit and went back to work like nothing happened. Try that with any other drug

Yeah but I told them no and the guy stared intensely into my eyes. Sadly the stazi-techniques do not work, so I stared back. Fun part was that the guy would stop me and pat me down or otherwise harass me every time he saw me

I played it on my harmonica in a random neighborhood and the police came and asked me if I was drugs

They probably did pay the ticket to cross the Atlantic. Contemporary immigration might be closer, although they often get shot by border Patrol and now kidnapped by Trumpstapo

I mean he always credits in the description. Not sure why this is the main focus of Lemmy