My Casio gets updated daily from an atomic clock. It knows what time it is.

Sikeology

I use Arch btw

Sure it’s possible. For instance, the Cybertruck could run into a fire hydrant

Yeah but we’ve only used text for years now, so go doodle your features

My dumbass friends who work in tech thought IRC was too much of a hassle. So we ended up on dickschord

Or she gets wet and you all catch on fire

I use Firefox with ublock on desktop, works like a charm. My favourite on android is YouTube revanced

They pulled the USB drive when they saw there was a group picture happening

The only breakage I used to get was having to update the keyring because I had been away and not spamming pacman -Syyu for gasp several days.

That still doesn’t justify paying one person so much that his budget for shoving old cars in a garage is the pay for ten people who actually work

The Irishman misunderstands

This is about butter, not nations. The nations are merely places in which the butter resides.

Mats with hats?

Butters stop shooting people in the dick!

The weather

I think they’re washable

In Plato’s Symposium they say something along the lines of “You fuck a man for the soul, a woman for the body (Ew disgusting)”

Opensuse. Screw all the haters, it just werks (except for codecs needing to be installed and some minor fiddling)

Imagine the cost of stations everywhere that would have tanker-trucks deliver fluid that you’d put in cars