If my 70% deaf parents had this, they wouldn’t use it (much like their hearing aids)

Not sure I’d let the dead cosleep with my baby

She’s like 4 months pregnant, of course he knew

Gandalf from A song of Three Towers

Just gotta wait for the strategic oil reserves to run out while diaperman keeps closing the strait, and it’ll be a big ol’ happy happy

Soda isn’t meant for human consumption, but the marketing is strong

If you wanted one, just install it, it’s Linux

The NO2 stage wasn’t the worst part by a long shot

You never get small snack packets with your steel fasteners?

There’s no Disney source material

Might as well just hit the ship with a really big rock at that rate

Oh no, now he’s age

Playing with miniatures isn’t larping, it’s just rping

This one I kinda liked

The books are just the same if you take them for what they are; easy to read kiosk literature.

He thinks there will be a future

Maybe you could wear a Fedora.

If you always forget it, does that mean you’re trapped in an eternal loop of remembering and then instantly forgetting it again?

You guys edit text?

There’s theories that the pork ban was because of having to feed them grains and so it’s not efficient as humans could just eat grain directly. This applies in desert-y areas where pigs can’t be scavengers