“Tonight at 11”

You might want to upgrade to an ssd

I’d totally watch their Ted Talk

She was probably starting at her phone

I wear different clothes for my commute to work. If I didn’t I’d be sweaty and dusty. Some of them are cycling specific.

Is this some type of advanced haiku

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My office at work is across from the men’s room. This meme is me.

So many times a day this happens and I work with these fucks.

Wash your damn hands