It was costing the administration around half a million dollars.

How? Surely this was put in place as a cost cutting measure. I mean, terminate it, sure. Pay actual humans. I just have questions.

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Sing us a song, you’re the singy man.

That’s just a theory. A GAME THEORY!

If you look closely at the photos of them together, you’ll notice that wasn’t really her; it was a couch with a wig.

Bhutan?

If only we had a word for a glass wall.

I am a fan of everything careening toward becoming USB C compliant, or — in some way — just stardizing multipurpose ports. But Ethernet is still a common thing and not even Apple can kill it like they did with headphone jacks on their phones. I am personally indifferent to its exclusion but I can understand why people want it.

They are both the bad side in this case.

All these years I have been giving Christopher Guest credit for directing Spinal Tap. But it turns out I was the real monster all along.

I mean, it still has 3 USB C ports, headphone jack, MagSafe, HDMI, and SD slot.

There is no possibility of it being anything other than genitalia.

fast lane

It’s a passing lane, not a fast lane.

Alright, let’s just do this for real.
Mahna Mahna

As if she went into this blind. Conservatives know what kind of people conservatives are; they just try to tell us it is something else that is not deranged.

My eyes are bleeding

Morrissey: “please, please tell me why, a vampire bit me in the eye”.

There really is a XKCD for everything.

I am careening towards the elderly part faster than I would like. But maybe we got along so well because of some autistic synergy.