Engagement mugs.

The others are awkward, but the engagement mugs actively fuck everything up worse by adding another human into the equation.

Even without the other human, you have a mug dangling off yours, getting in the way.

And even if you break one of the mugs off, you still are left with a mug with an awkward handle.

Huh, I would’ve guessed that the big concern if crashes increase would be that more people would die.

Of course, how could I forget about profits! /j

Well, the flow of capital into few hands is an inevitable thing when unregulated, while krypton is not a real place.

No longer Agent Orange.

He’s President Orange.

This joke is now 8 years late.

“Nets are likely more expensive than living wages” How do you figure?

More over, even if nets were less expensive than a living wage, how would that make the company any less evil?

Naming chaotic bumbling animals ‘Lord’ is based as fuck.

Volkswagen has a pretty awesome one but it costs like 10k more for that level of trim.

I am partial to the windshield projection style. It is truly fantastic for keeping your eyes on the road while seeing your speed

That’s got a nice ring to it. You should put that on your tombstone when you say something that pisses off the wrong person.

Speech may be protected, but what you say still has consequences, as it can bring others to action, either for or against you.

Sex is a myth. We made it up. Biology does not fit cleanly into silly boxes me make up.

Gender is also a myth. It is treated as something humans naturally do, when it is something that society has to enforce for it to even seem real.

We are monkeys that would do as we please were it not for bigots making boxes and trying to corral others into them.

Steal his look: Divine Powers, Healing, Immortality.

I have so many fidgets and always go back to pens and household items

You mean like how refrigeration and heat pumps operate?

So how do you pay off your tit loan? Like, how is it different from rent-a-tit? Am I going to end up getting loaned 30 tits and have to pay back annual tit interest? Am I going to have to give them fractions of a tit? Where do I get more tits?

It’s all very messy.

My guy, we didn’t have widespread death squads or a third world war last time. What do you mean you couldn’t imagine a worse disaster than the first four years?

Plenty of people are toeing the line for starting a revolution (which will in fact be a second civil war), but no one has followed anyone who’s crossed it. I’m convinced that it’s going to get ALOT worse before it gets better.

“The wild boar I drugged with fentanyl is under the bed , about to wake up.”

It just needed a comma, not more words. An ‘and’ would have also sufficed.

Edit: also your correction communicates that the bed is about to wake up instead of the boar.

Yeeeaaahh, we really did turn a tool which was supposedly meant to enhance our performance in the real world into a world of its own, that’s often mentally addictive and exploitative.

At the same time, the real world is properly fucked right now, where individuals are highly isolated from one another and there are financial barriers at every turn. I don’t blame folks who get stuck in a spot where they only have people they want to interact with online.

JPEG XL (JXL) seems promising, being able to do a fair amount of compression while keeping images still high quality.

The showcase webpage for JXL.

2x0 is still 0, bro woulda got more than twice what homie got.

In other news, the colony Szinthar failed to update its software systems due to a lack of pregrammers and Techmancers. Signals received suggest there were no survivors.