Being married, I know it’s a death trap… but f@&$ it. What does premium wife get me?

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that… well, I’d have at least one.

The “donk” killed me

Even looks like someone blurred the bit at the bottom that did have the artist details. Cropping is lazy but this was on a different level.

Often

lol that last guy

Our cat after it breaks into the food bag unsupervised.

https://youtu.be/7W33HRc1A6c George Carlin does a funny bit about this: “the planet is fine, the people are fu€<ed”

I wonder if they also feel blue?

Definitely potential for some hot dates.

Derp

The crossover nobody asked for but we all need.

It’s bigger on the inside.

Jim Henson muppet vibes.

s/could/should/

Wink

I’m getting Anton Ego vibes from Ratatouille

Cattitude

The gold standard, IMO

A similar one here: https://phishyurl.com/