Obligatory XKCD: https://xkcd.com/612/

Relevant Simpsons: https://youtu.be/Nth4RqqmQZ4

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

The peasants are asleep. Now we dance on the winds of our blades!

Physics? Where we’re going, we don’t need physics!

The eyes want chaos.

…you sexy reptile!

I know there’s a retriever joke in there somewhere…

The cover image looks like he’s trying to make farting noises with his mouth. Not that that’s much different than anything else that comes out of it.

Ministry of silly walks?

Reminds me of the Atlassian April fools bit about pair programming: https://www.wsj.com/video/spoof-video-on-pair-programming/A94C0B19-D1CC-4930-9DB3-00F03BD76BB9

Also known as parakeety

I just recently chased my two giggling teenagers and wife around a store with a small trex hand puppet and I’m a grown-ass man.

Firm believer in embracing humor and staying young and yes I bought the puppet.

https://lemmy.world/post/22143486

There’s prank hardware you can buy for cheap that beeps at irregular intervals similar to this.

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU…BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

The right kinds of friends will totally see this as an acceptable excuse.

I’ll do anything for love…

No no no, see:

FBI Director Christopher Wray said that his sentence should serve as “a stark warning to all those entrusted with protecting national defense information: betray that trust, and you will be held accountable.”

They mean business! For real this time. No take backs. While supplies last. Void in some states. Not all locations participate. Some restrictions apply.