Somehow my brain mirrored the text on the back of the person in the thumbnail to “Police-ish”, as in like police but not quite.

That’s one cute supervillain

Bowl of infinite cuteness

For some, gluten could indeed be punishment.

Caaaaaaaaaaat

My first thought when seeing this.

And punny

Goofball

I’m on a train also holding in laughter. That face is meme worthy. It’s like E.T. screaming

I feel like I can hear the scream from the bottom right

Or just

Destroy the husband

/s

The other suggestions are better.

I mean, he has given pretty clear signs about his desire.

TIL “bacon in a can” is a thing that exists.

Little Bobby Tables?

“Draw me like one of your French cats"

Exactly, they might be from the “booty” system now, but there’s no need to rename the planet. That would just be confusing.

Bonk

In the US, don’t forget the fee you get charged for missing your appointment time despite the fact it doesn’t work the other way around.

I believe it’s called spooning: https://youtu.be/8wUOUmeulNs