no

I wouldn’t say dumb luck - red paint really does make their vehicles go faster

Dude is fucked, but I’m rooting for him all the same.

They’d sue you for playing their games on their hardware if they could

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now im thirsty for some good tea

ancient alchemists popping off in their graves rn

It’s impossible for me to make money without robbing a bank, please let me do that parliament it would be so funny

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lol

oh hey look, its my childhood trauma that led to me being unbearably boring in conversations

New law, everyone must be nice to me :(

best we have right now is a robo dog with a flamethrower.

Couldn’t we send out two devices in different directions, wait a decade, have them shine light at eachother simultaneously, record when they receive the light, then send the times back to earth?

This sucks, because smartphones could be such fantastic tools in a classroom. Not that I’m under the illusion that they’re being used in any sort of productive way (or even would be), I was once a kid scrolling through shitposts and memes in class. But having all of the textbooks in one place, the ability to record lectures and whiteboards for later review, and automated schedule management would’ve definitely made my high school education a lot smoother.

what the fuck i don’t even own a dishwasher, why did i watch all of this

Aww, that’s kind of sweet. Good looking out, docs.

The problem with condoms though is that they suck. Like, ugh, I’ll put on the toque of shame but stopping a frisky moment to apply birth control is just plain annoying.

Give me the swim team hiatus pill I can take before getting the penis brain, please and thanks.

fuck, i neverthought of the gaussian blur thing, i always just traced over the edge with a soft edged brush…

i have a funny idea, what if we dont do this instead