I’m pretty sure the primary enzymes in saliva are amalyse and lipase. They start to break down starches and fats respective. You’d probably needs something that breaks down protiens to have any effect on your skin.

Or be mashed into a pulp so the lipase could get to work…

Oh please share, so we can take advantage of the crash too.

I was just thinking the slashdot used to be a massive source of traffic across the internet.

And now it’s a sink. How times change.