You can never destroy the Viking spirit!

OMG I have to use that.

When you figure out how to win against bunker busters and knife missiles, let me know.

Which is incorrect.

YES! Where is my dad’s little Toyota Pickup? Closest thing we have is the Ford Maverick, which is still pretty fucking huge.

The best businesses are rewarded with more money while poor businesses fail.

Absolutely 100% false.

RIGHT?? I want an 8-foot bed, dammit!

Correct

You mean UrDic?

I’m saying we should have a revolution.

The incorrect spelling in the title of Pet Sematary was inspired by a sign at a real cemetery near King’s old house. In real life, King lived in a house with a pet cemetery in the back. The cemetery was marked with a sign that read, “Pet Sematary,” which was simply misspelled by some local children. The misspelling is given a similar explanation in the book: some local kids found the cemetery, adopted it as their own and cared for it, and made that sign by sounding out “cemetery” phonetically, clearly not knowing how to spell the actual word.

https://screenrant.com/pet-sematary-movie-stephen-king-cemetery-wrong-spelling-reason/

Alternatively, you can accept the lunch date and then punch them when they get there.

I love that you’re tricking preppers into just enjoying life.

You want some links? I can get you links.

There are absolutely mastodon servers primarily for dick and balls.

Weird. You don’t use the search function?

Yeah, I guess I do that sometimes. Sorry.

I never thought I would see the day that people WANTED algorithms. Jesus. Get of my lawn, kids.

My Mastodon feed is kinda sad and boring

Either you’re following the wrong people or this says more about you than it does about mastodon

if I’m not on top of it I’ll just miss interesting posts that happened in the days I didn’t open the app.

Oh no!! Heaven forbid you miss a social media post!! Whatever will you do?!??

So stupid. Just use Mastodon. No algorithms. No billionaires. No monetization. No bullshit. And some really great folks, too.