I’d never heard this before, but I adore the tiny tinge* of chicanery the singer adds to every line!

Way better as an npc. There is no man straight enough to straighten out a campaign with daily Armpits Esquire. She’s the cherry on the top of the cherry on top of the cherry on top of the sundae

In my experience, dr farts is the result of an overabundance of options and lack of foresight. They don’t know what it’d be like, so they try it. Giving players a silly character swap voucher, good for just one session per campaign, solves that. Similar deal for the overjuiced character. (Not usable during story boss encounters)

Once people recognize that the boundaries are there to improve their experience, not detract from it, they usually follow the flow of the game and build on others’ characters. If they don’t, chairs are easy to fill.

Black bears are pretty timid, unless their babies are threatened. They might choose to forego a fight, but that’s a load bearing (heh) “might” to put on a hormonal bear

Different black bear, but probably. Japanese black bears are sturdier and constantly angry. They are Tasmanian devils in the shape of bears

Edit: I link to the black bear you were thinking of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_black_bear

*comes with free demolition service when mama rolls by

“So this is my character. Her name is Armpits Esquire and she’s three halfling paladin brothers from a dead order in a trenchcoat. Because of their stacking auras, they are nearly- no, you can continue loading, it gets worse.”

We don’t need names, just hands and lips.

-Marylin Monroe, fursona advocate

IMO, you played perfectly. Luck and narrative building are fantastic skills that can tip a campaign in one direction or another, and we simply lacked one of the other. Revel in your superiority!

We kept readying actions! Used cover, avoided grouping up, tried distracting it, begged pleadingly, etc. as well. All that did was cause the dragon to choose two squishies to kill before the others. Prepping would have been an excellent idea, but in our defense, we were very dumb

We asked our DM to avoid using flying enemies after a dragon tpk’d us by breath weaponing and retreating for 30 rounds. Give me a tarasque before you even consider offering me a competent dragon

directors commentary

Eh. The only director’s commentary I’ve ever seen is napoleon dynamite, and that was solely because I learned that they cut one of the characters out. There were originally two Hispanic kids. I see no reason to remove the magic from one of my favorite movies

Spooky, and trying very hard to be, to middling success. Less Rosemarys baby, more Halloween.

Inadvertent YouTube channel recommendations weren’t on the docket, by definition, but my infinite backlog grows all the same

Fair deal, but I’m all out of bisque. Thai red curry alright?

There are more great soups than good horror movies. I’ve already seen most of them, and it’s spooky month!

I’d love to

Package deal. There is always a lighthouse horror movie. There is always a man hot soup. There is always a city payment for services rendered

Both, in my case. But up to you. Your soup of choice at a temperature only a few degrees removed from 100 c