Disintegrate is a terrible opener. It’s save or suck, meaning that they will expend a legendary resistance, at best. Polymorph effectively does the same thing, but better in every way. The bbeg would resist the spell and simply continue monologuing

Trump’s portrayal as a muscled hunk makes a bit more sense now. It rarely attracts women.

I turned some friends and family on to ddg and they love the AI. It feels like a betrayal, to say the least

I figured, but you provided me with alliteration! How could I not edit in such a tasty little g?

I forgor that gab exists, I’ve amended my comment to make the joke stick better

If they want an actual answer, rumble, truth social, gab, and Grindr under false names.

I’ve been poisoned on this image twice. I can no longer remember its original context anymore, I can only hear the music and picture cum dribbling from he man’s lips and tears leaking from his eyes

Ramp up and down your productivity through the day. Leave yourself time to recover during the last hours of work, both mentally and physically, so that you can do what you like when you get back home. Never tell your boss that you’re doing this. They will see the peak of your ramp and that alone, and their expectations will climb

I’ve heard that it’s fairly common in food service to “always be closing” so that you can finish and leave at the drop of a hat.

Yes, and it will finally give you the confidence you needed to start wearing more red to cover up all of your wine stains. 10% sneaks up on you

Ew, you could get so many more tannins and calories out of box wine sangria for a quarter the price.

You’re welcome and/or sorry!

I know, right? I’ve messaged his boss on LinkedIn to tell him and we’ve bonded over the whole mortifying ordeal. I’m pretty sure his boss jerks it with his right. Soon I’ll have reached the top of his organization, and then the world. Society’s thirst for masturbation gossip is nearly unquenchable, but my reservoir runneth over

I figured it was something silly like that. I just can’t help but make that joke at every time I can. I hope you also got a little kick out of it!

Whoa, you can’t just sling hard Rs and Fs like that. What the hell, man? (They deleted their comment before I saw it and this is 100% a joke at their expense, I have no clue what they actually wrote. Lemmy should probably remove comments, rather than swapping the contents of the comment for “deleted by creator”)

Edit: or disable replies on deleted comments. It’s pretty easy to mess with people, as things currently are

His arms are incredibly uneven, I can tell you with near-prophetic clarity which hand this man jorks it with. What an embarrassing revelation for this dildo enthusiast

Not gonna lie, I wanna try that wheelchair incredibly badly

Rorschach is such a fun character. Both a symbol and a piece of a profoundly broken world. Morally repugnant and utterly devoid of sense of self. A machine destroying itself as both a matter of purpose and function. Over the top, but terribly human.

A long series of character flaws masquerading as not just a person, but a hero. He’s trauma personified. Were the watchmen world to become a utopia, he’d either become a villain or permanently inert.

Very fun to model a murder hobo in dnd after this murder hobo. Very fun and… brief. Usually.

Only the bit where he starts indiscriminately petting pussy

You don’t remember the scene where Simon Pegg breaks character by slurredly shouting his name, equipping a strap-on onto a confused bystander, and riding him for two and a half hours while whispering his own name? _{Simon Pegg Simon Pegg Simon} Ungh _{Pegg Simon Pegg Simon Pegg Simon Pegg Shimon Pegg Simon Pegg}

So was sicario edit: and the raid, but most isn’t all. Visual effects are simply too tantalizing and/or useful. Particularly for landscapes, I simply don’t notice