Given that each person can hold as many accounts as they like, the number of accounts that’ve closed is anywhere from 8.01 to (2.4billion-.25)*4infinity (because I had only one account). I can see why they’re panicking

1 Maoism
2 ???
3 wait 30 years
4 economy multiplies to 10000x it’s original size

I dunno, the math is pretty compelling

In short, extra troops were deployed to the base and the crowd did nothing but dance and party

This is unequivocally blasphemy of the highest order. If more people knew about this, Mormons would be viewed nearly as strangely as jehova’s witnesses

!antinatalism@lemmy.world reads a false positive, starts targeting kidneys

Wait, I thought it was heaven, men’s heaven, men’s super heaven, and men’s super duper heaven. You’re telling me there’s a super *de duper heaven?

*Ottocorect succ

You elicited the first giddy internet laugh I’ve had in ages

I imagined someone pimping giraffes. Which would usually be studs. Someone hauling an open top trailer with a long neck protruding through its slats. Someone transporting their virile, strong, sexy, giraffe to its next impregnation. Someone taking the time to verify their studs’ sperm counts at least weekly. Someone to personally certify that everything is in working order before the next appointment. Yeah, that’s what I imagined

Yeah, it’s definitely going to happen. Which is hilarious, that some hateful douchebag will cause the deaths of thousands in death, but would also have caused the deaths of thousands in life. Anyway, Europe’s still looking nice. Canada’s definitely getting caught in this shit

I’m savoring it, as things are bound to get worse. The right produces too many directed nutters.

I’m not convinced it did happen. His last words were literally making light of gun violence. If I read this in a book, I’d say it was too on-the-nose

For real. Just be yourself and fucking get over your infinite insecurity. Literally no one cares. Your personality probably isn’t that off-putting if people continue to voluntarily speak to you.

Huh, I just realized that I don’t know who most actors appeal to. Wonder which demos he was going for

Is it common for breast implants to have nipples? I’ve only ever seen two shapes, and neither had nips

They can’t crit, but success can be determined by numerical thresholds that the dm sets, and they just so happen to align with rolling a 12 for success, 20 for glorious accomplishment, and 1 for terrible snafu.

Then da boyz revolt because they wanted to ride in something rugged with wheels and then someone runs against you or petitions the local mayor, usurps you, uses the money, and you end up with tanks and less power to monitor their use. You can’t offhandedly dismiss two of the keys to power

It’s less that they buy a tank with the money and more that the government is giving them money specifically to exchange for a tank, and the money could not otherwise have been spent.

I don’t remember any of this. Since when was foreman black?

It took her nearly two weeks to murder scrappy? Nearly indomitable will.

First time I played a vr horror game, my stomach dipped and grumbling as the eerie atmosphere left me uneasy. I’d never played alien isolation before then, so it was two new experiences in one. It was going alright until I heard something directly behind me and in one motion jumped and tumbled over my couch and filled the room with defensive fear flatulence.

The headset was still on and controllers in my hands, and I was paralyzed between avoiding death by alien, and trying to avoid throwing the expensive electronics preventing my escape, all the while quietly screaming. Which is to say, yeah, I agree, go slow.