Honestly kinda miss when the drugs I did were illegal. I used to buy weed from this online seller that was really into designer drugs. The amount of time I used to spend on Erowid just to figure out wtf I was about to take.

Paris green (what I’m assuming the book covers in the meme is made of) is one of my wife’s favorite topics to info dump on someone. I brought her to the sign museum in Cincinnati and she had like an hour long convo with the dude who worked there on just that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_green

Same and some days I’ll go “I’m staying in bed all day today and not leaving for shit”

I’ll order a pizza and get comfy then regret it later that night when I’m sore as shit and have bad reflux

I think people fail to realize the cost difference in sports cars and yachts.

I spent a fair bit on a Porsche but wouldn’t dream of owning some of the monster boats my neighbors haul and those aren’t even yachts.

Yeah who else is going to pay for 1GB speeds knowing the most they’ll ever get is 400MB

I gotta go nuclear submarine alarm or I won’t wake up. That adrenaline rush you get has to be healthy for ya

Checkout tabletop simulator there’s a ton of different games in the workshop.

I think my friend group has the most fun turning games we know into absurd games. Like in uno, we’d turn on all the bullshit settings on so people’s hands are being swapped left and right while other people are picking up 50 cards.

I’m partial to pretending I’m a less pos version of Steve Harvey on Family Feud. You get to ham it up when someone replies with an answer that obviously is going to have sexual answers.

Tabletop Simulator has like real board games too but I can’t get my friends to read any type of game rules so that’s when I give up and start doing stupid shit

And yeah we use discord to talk

I like the little 30 min - 1hr naps I get on the weekend after taking adderall

The worst is when you’re trying to look for something but one of the discord bots has said a word similar ten billion times so that’s all that comes up. You’ll try to ban the bot to see other comments but then you just get like blank space or some shit where the bots comments would be

Last time I had cable there were channels with music only they were like channel 674574 or some shit tho

I just roll the dice and use the reheat button. 90% of the time it works every time

Maybe our microplastics will start self healing us or give us cancer 2.0

…either way 50/50

Just drop a can of Pringles on that bad boy

Real John Mcafee vibes

Careful, the next generated image is gonna contain a windmill with clogs for blades

Ford Pinto