Churchill, so the story goes. But probably not: https://winstonchurchill.org/publications/finest-hour/finest-hour-141/red-herrings-famous-quotes-churchill-never-said/

It’s always that people don’t vote. Support without votes is empty wind.

The best time was 100 years ago. The second-best time is now.

Hell yeah baby. Wanna meet Papa November?

Hey I’ve seen this movie before… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_and_the_Holocaust

Big Parma is responsible for the Fontina epidemic that is ravaging our rural communities.

Glad you enjoyed it! Personally, I never expected such a thing from a sports reporting site.

Nothing left to do but play football.

https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football