strokes Mint soothingly shhhh shhhh you’re a good gateway drug shhhh the bad man won’t hurt you.

Idk what you mean by that. My Velvet has 5G…

They exist. They’re just not well known. I love my LG Velvet. It’s as unobtrusive as a phone of this processing capability can get. Just about fully stock Android with a few minor apps from my carrier preloaded. It’s about 5yrs old now and not a bit slower than when I bought it. Decent camera, too.

Dollar-store Arnold says eat more cigars.